Hindi Shayari

Sardar get frustrated of jokes made on him,
so he goes to his wife and says,
Tel me joke in which i’m not involveed.”
She smiles and says I am pregnant.

Jo dekhi teri tasveer to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi.

Kar dete hai ghayal mujhe………
Apne baalon ko hawa mein khula mat,
Chodna yaara gaur farmayiega
Gaur farmayiega….
Apne baalon ko hawa mein khula mat chodna yaara……
Warna log….teri dandruff se panaah mange ge.

Rab se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia..

Jab tujhe dekhu my dil start flying,mujhse baat kare I keep trying,
Jab door jaye I felt like crying,are itna tension mat le I was lying.

Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!